Chocolate Heaven

The Misadventures of a Minmatart

SRP for April

Eight contributors again this time. Well done to everyone that took part!

1st Place Winner
Back on top again, Evanda Char with 51.15m3 of salvage. 20mil bonus for you.

2nd Place Winner
Second place this time goes to Matariki Rain, with 26.01m3 of salvage. 10mil bonus will be on its way to you.

3rd Place Winner
Third place goes to Ulphus, with 23.79m3 of salvage. 5mil bonus for you this round.

Participants

Ardan: 2.12m3/0 – 2mil
Evanda Char: 51.15m3/37 – 88mil + 20mil prize + 4 rigs
Iohan Sjet: 14.33m3/0 – 14mil + 3 rigs
Joran Ven: 7.51m3/0 – 7mil + 1 rig
Madcow: 15.32m3/0 – 15mil + 3 rigs
Matariki Rain: 26.01m30 – 26mil + 10mil prize + 4 rigs
Seamus Rooke: 7.22m3/2 – 9mil + 1 rig
Ulphus: 23.79m3/0 – 23mil + 5mil prize + 4 rigs

A total of 147.45m3 of parts were collected, which accounts for 14,745 parts, and 39 intact pieces.

Total payout this time (+ bonuses) comes to 219mil.

Statistics will follow shortly.

Total Salvage Collected

Alloyed Tritanium Bar: 429
Armor Plates: 426
Broken Drone Transceiver: 325
Burned Logic Circuit: 3043
Charred Micro Circuit: 1793
Conductive Polymer: 261
Contaminated Lorentz Fluid: 373
Contaminated Nanite Compound: 724
Damaged Artificial Neural Network: 554
Defective Current Pump: 306
Fried Interface Circuit: 1368
Malfunctioning Shield Emitter: 357
Melted Capacitor Console: 181
Scorched Telemetry Processor: 317
Smashed Trigger Unit: 945
Tangled Power Conduit: 350
Thruster Console: 419
Tripped Power Circuit: 2345
Ward Console: 39

Good work everyone!

Wait, what?

I went in and had a ‘neural remap’ the other week. I didn’t want to talk about it to begin with in case it all went horribly wrong down the line.

But, being the lover of genetic engineering that I am, it seems that my enthusiasm for the idea was not at all misplaced.

I’ve become much more adept at scientific pursuits than I used to… I know, a brainy Brutor, who’d have thunk it, or thought it! (caught you out there eh!)

That said, it took me a while to make the decision since I have been so very happy with my aptitude for learning things that help me make other things go *poof*, or more accurately *BOOMBOOM* as I like to call it. But I realised that there is currently very little more I want to learn in that direction, and quite a lot of little bits and pieces I could do with swatting up on in fields I am traditionally useless at, so I went for it.

As a disclaimer, if I act a lil’ bit weird around people for a while, let me know so I can sue the company and retire rich *grin*.

SRP for March

Only eight contributors this time around, but lots of shiny things were salvaged, so well done to everyone that took part!

1st Place Winner
Renata Enila, hauling in a rather large 59.13m3! 20mil bonus will be applied to your payout this round.

2nd Place Winner
Second and third places were fiercely contested between two of the contributors, but Iohan nudged into the lead by less than 0.2m3 with a total of 21.62m3 salvaged. 10mil bonus will be on its way to you.

3rd Place Winner
Ulphus, just losing out to Iohan, with a total volume of 21.23m3. 5mil bonus for you this round.

Special notice goes to Evanda this month for collecting no less than 132 intact parts!

Participants

Bone Orchard: 1.98m3/0 – 2mil
Evanda Char: 5.55m3/132 – 137mil + 1 rig
Gottii: 15.05m3/0 – 15mil + 3 rigs
Iohan Sjet: 21.62m3/0 – 21mil + 10mil prize + 4 rigs
Joran Ven: 5.06m3/0 – 5mil + 1 rig
Renata Enila: 59.76m3/1 – 60mil + 20mil prize + 4 rigs
Seamus Rooke: 1.97m3/0 – 2mil
Ulphus: 21.23m3/7 – 28mil + 5mil prize + 4 rigs

A total of 130.25m3 of parts were collected, which accounts for 12,962 parts, 140 of which were intact pieces.

Total payout this time (+ bonuses) comes to 305mil.

Statistics will follow in the following months.

Total Salvage Collected

Alloyed Tritanium Bar: 440
Armor Plates: 404
Broken Drone Transceiver: 438
Burned Logic Circuit: 1810
Charred Micro Circuit: 1989
Conductive Polymer: 194
Contaminated Lorentz Fluid: 480
Contaminated Nanite Compound: 693
Damaged Artificial Neural Network: 195
Defective Current Pump: 177
Fried Interface Circuit: 2039
Malfunctioning Shield Emitter: 368
Melted Capacitor Console: 101
Scorched Telemetry Processor: 122
Smashed Trigger Unit: 887
Tangled Power Conduit: 165
Thruster Console: 266
Tripped Power Circuit: 2201
Ward Console: 51

Good work everyone!